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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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national give your sister money day

yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money
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Victor Goines

Woodwind Jazz Player. Very good social skills. Thick and blubbery.
I dont know much about Victor Goines. I have heard some people dont like him.
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Indian-giver

Giving something away, then expecting it back.
The native americans , treaties say theyre a sovereign people reserved to themselves on the land allocated for them and agreed apon. In turn they get benefits, they coined the term , because they expect to fo against aaid treaties, and act as tho they aren't foreigners on u.s soil, they are indian-givers because they shouldnt be allowed to own property on u.s soil do to the fact they traded it for their own sovereign land within our borders, yet they still demand assistance programs, and go against our laws, which is potentially a act of war.
by 44 angel - Demon 44 August 16, 2023
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National give your gf a hoodie day

Go up to your gf and give her one of your hoodies
Him: "Heres my hoodie"
Her: "What, why?"
Him: "It's National give your gf a hoodie day"
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On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name
Blah blah blahNational give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”
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Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.
Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence
by seventeenf August 21, 2024
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