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David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
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David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 20, 2021
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david and vivian

Two buttheads with chemistry
David and Vivian are do weird together
by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
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David

Es un hombre muy guapo y atractivo. Es un agarrado y pocas veces comparte su dinero, pero aún así es un encanto y tiene a todo el mundo a sus pies.
Sí David te invita a cenar significa que está enamorado de ti
by Ascian November 21, 2021
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David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.
My love language is to david my friend group.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
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