Deadbeat Dad

A deadbeat dad pop out for milk and never come back , probably has been involved in dodgy dealings and been to prison
Woman : my kids dad is such a “deadbeat dad
by Su yin November 02, 2019
Get the Deadbeat Dad mug.

DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
Get the DEADBeat Dad mug.

polo dad

an expression that describes wealthy and elite (often european) entrepreneur dads. Typical for them ist to play golf, wear polo ralph lauren constantly, driving a range rover and spoling their daughters.
1. " Look, she has such a polo dad! "
2. "Yesterday, I went golfing with my babe and her rich ass polo dad."
by yung balsamico June 20, 2020
Get the polo dad mug.

Harrison's Dad

Wow yo have a Harrison's Dad dad
by Bumberclat ting January 02, 2020
Get the Harrison's Dad mug.

dad's hand

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!
by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 09, 2017
Get the dad's hand mug.

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.
He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.
by GingerMarlin December 19, 2021
Get the pterodactyl dad mug.

Dad bod

The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender

Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪

*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.
Girls: omg I love Harry styles dad bod!

Boys: that’s not a dad bod, this is! *🎅*
by Eddy Mondelez December 09, 2022
Get the Dad bod mug.