Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

Cock Binge

When one binges, or has too much of, cock (penis). Usually assimilated with, but not limited to, promiscuous women.

Person 1: I hooked up alot last night.
Person 2: Massive cock binge?
Person 1: Oh yeah. Massive cock binge.
*slaps high five*

by Lozzy P April 9, 2008

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".

Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.

by UrbanErik November 17, 2006

cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

by ricky bales February 5, 2004

Cock Hoarder

Someone who hoardes COCK. Either male or female. Loves the COCK

Wow, She is so into that cock, she is such a COCK hoarder

by zx2gamer December 29, 2010

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005