A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
Get the Christianmug. The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia
by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
Get the christian joseph merkmug. Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.
Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
by david0987 September 18, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
Get the Carter Christianmug. Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
Get the Christian❤️mug. A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christianmug.