Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
Get the Christian mug.A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christian mug.Total prick thinks es top shit. Bullies the straight life outta everyone in the gc but everyone always comes back to him. Can be nice sometimes but generally will cause severe depression.
by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022
Get the Christian mug.Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024
Get the Christian mug.Christian can either be really sweet boy or an extremely mean one. If he's nice to you, that most likely means he really cares about you. He takes responsibility for his actions (sometimes!) He might also have a difficult time expressing himself but when Hes comfortable with you, he'll talk to you about everything. Even though Christian can be really mean at times, he's a great friend that would hurt to lose.
by gabyy.. January 14, 2023
Get the Christian mug.When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
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