burn in purgatory

10x worse than "burn in hell"

john: i hate black people and they could suck my
me: BURN IN PURGATORY!

by im never using this account July 30, 2024

Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

chris burns

The ultimate legend and has a way with lady's bur yet can also be kind and loving

Uno that kid chris burns he's a right legend

by SKINNY-C May 7, 2018

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Burning bush

A ginger's pubic hair; a Fiery crotch; volcanic thunder from down under

Poor Sally. That ginger probably has the worst burning bush.

by Sassysally225 June 8, 2015

Base-burn

The first sunburn you get that is so bad but only leads to getting more tan.

"I'm too white, I can't get tan unless I start with a gnarly base burn. You can only get darker after a base-burn."

by Shneefenhautzen July 6, 2017

Burn Bag

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.

That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.

by botch casually February 20, 2015