Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 20, 2013

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

by JBeasty February 7, 2013

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018