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apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
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Apple catchers

A derogatory term for men’s briefs, particularly white briefs (or “tighty whities”).
Cody was pantsed in the hallway this morning, which was especially embarrassing for him since he had on a pair of apple catchers instead of a pair of boxers.
by Undrwr981 January 7, 2024
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APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food
"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.
by Bella hjr August 11, 2020
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apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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Apple Woow

by PopTart6911! July 19, 2023
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