Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob

Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend

by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023