by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024
Get the French Wankmug. When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023
Get the Wyatt Wankmug. Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
Get the Wank Materialmug. July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
Get the No Wank Daymug. To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava
by Amcgirr February 11, 2025
Get the volcano wankmug. The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
Get the Wank wafflingmug. When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.
by tallz July 18, 2012
Get the Wank-danglingmug.