scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

Fudge Egg

When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.

so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...

by harper reid April 19, 2017

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge

Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg

by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020