Fuck Toy

Myself.

I’m just a submissive fuck toy.

by Lord Porkshire March 24, 2024

elephant fucking

It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies

She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her

by Daddy Jesus December 8, 2016

The Moroccan Spice Fuck

When one uses Moroccan hot sauce as a moisturizer on a mans cock and proceeds to fuck the girl in the ass. Once the man comes, he must do so on her face and make sure the sauce falls into her eye causing excruciating pain.

"Wow, this chicken is so spicy."
"Well I bet you can't wait to receive the Moroccan spice fuck later".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

Fuck nigga on fonem grave

A fuck nigga is a bitch ass nigga who never on shit and on fonem grave is swearing on a dead homie or close friend that’s in a pack🚬

Ay you a real fuck nigga on fonem grave
Logan a real fuck nigga on fonem grave

by YoungBloodWalkE’mDown December 10, 2024

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024