fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

by Hamburher March 31, 2021

fuck boy

A scrub

the fuck boy population these days are high af

by SAVAGEEE0414 September 2, 2016

Fuck-Fuck

A meal that most cats love to eat and is also used when the can’t won’t do something.

“Hey,my cat won’t eat it’s food what should I do,””Just give it a little Fuck-Fuck and it should be good.”

by Jericho:/ June 1, 2018

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023