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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
mugGet the a fucking mondaymug.

Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.
“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”
by TT126 July 1, 2025
mugGet the Planck fuckmug.

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,
*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.
by Swifte69 February 17, 2024
mugGet the Holy moly fuckmug.

tiny fuck

that was a very tiny fuck
by Idontknowaname=( July 17, 2016
mugGet the tiny fuckmug.

fuck you

It's like, "i hate you." "screw you. " "curse you."
Fuck you, Adam!
by the132guy March 24, 2024
mugGet the fuck youmug.

fuck you

by 9696956900505 December 15, 2022
mugGet the fuck youmug.

Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022
mugGet the Mississippi fuck pigmug.

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