On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.
“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”
by TT126 July 1, 2025

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

by the132guy March 24, 2024

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022
