When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.
Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.
High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023

by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023

by WHATTHEERRMMM July 1, 2024

someone that can't just shut up that has a constant start arguments no god damn reason typically these kinds of people sending youtube shorts
just shut the fuck up why the hell are you always starring an argument for no goddamn reason and no don't give me no fuckin excuse It's common sense and then whenever we say you always start arguments you always have to defend yourself but look at that now you're the one arguing so how about we stop this entire goddamn thing cuz it's already retarded anyways
by anonymous July 18, 2023

by getrektdude February 15, 2022

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
