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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
mugGet the Lizard Fuckmug.

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
mugGet the "Fuck You" Lightsmug.

don't give a flying fuck

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them
'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'
by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023
mugGet the don't give a flying fuckmug.

skibidi fuck

a word where if you yell it out, the police will take you in and get charged 50 pee
by WHATTHEERRMMM July 1, 2024
mugGet the skibidi fuckmug.

just shut the fuck up

someone that can't just shut up that has a constant start arguments no god damn reason typically these kinds of people sending youtube shorts
just shut the fuck up why the hell are you always starring an argument for no goddamn reason and no don't give me no fuckin excuse It's common sense and then whenever we say you always start arguments you always have to defend yourself but look at that now you're the one arguing so how about we stop this entire goddamn thing cuz it's already retarded anyways
by anonymous July 18, 2023
mugGet the just shut the fuck upmug.

fuck

when you want to scream a curse word so you do it anyways
guy 1hey man i got a A+

guy 2THE FUCK
by getrektdude February 15, 2022
mugGet the fuckmug.

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.
Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
mugGet the Fuck a Lobstermug.

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