An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
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by electrons0amu August 25, 2025
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When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
by M J V D G June 25, 2016
Get the The fuck-it-sit mug.The state you are in when you engage in sexual behavior for the first time outside of the sanctity of marriage and become emotionally dependent on more sex only to find that lust is truly the most dangerous drug of all. If you are fucked, try to write music about it, then replace real sex with porn, then replace porn with a hobby that makes money. Hopefully one day you can unfuck yourself.
Person 1. Omg Dasha was my life. She left me and now has a family. She let me inside her and now she is gone.
Person 2. You loved a whore. She only wanted sex. You're fucked.
Person 2. You loved a whore. She only wanted sex. You're fucked.
by Krnb September 14, 2022
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Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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