what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

Noodley as fuck

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.

Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”

by NeatBeans April 29, 2019

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

Fucking really

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019

as fuck

constant, abundant and/or plentiful

“i look dumb as fuck right now”
as in: “i look really dumb right now”
this suggests that there is an abundant and plentiful amount of dumb being exuded

“i have a headache as fuck”
same as: “i have such a bad headache”
this could indicate that said headache is causing abundant and/or constant pain

by ag1203 May 15, 2024