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schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.
Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.
by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021
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Emma Victoria Burke

the coolest, most amazing person in the whole milky way🤗
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Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.
It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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Jayme Victor

Jayme Victor is a girl who is sitting by a window. She has blonde hair and is very kind. She is also part cow ~moo!
Jayme Victor is very interesting. 🤨
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diana Victoria

Sexy, funny to be with, lookw more beautiful When smiling, hard to get. She's trying her best to get what she wants without any help from other people, when she helps you, she really insist so be with it
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mardina victoria

fine as f, funny kind cute gorgeous angel everything that defines perfect
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Stan.victoria

Shes an amazing tiktoker with only 6 followers, she deserves more!
Hey have you heared about @charlidamelio?
Whos that? I only know @stan.victoria!
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