Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015

plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022