word turd

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.

Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd

by haramb3 November 24, 2016

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.

Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.

by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021

turd

poop that comes out of your butt

turd is poop that come out of your butt

by unicornrainbowsharts February 7, 2023

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018