gun nut

Someone who completely ruins the image of respectable firearm-owning civilians. Gun nuts hoard guns and lash out at anyone who disagrees with their ideals, no matter the argument. Often times fall into a pair of catagories.
1. Young 'radicals' who think they'll need guns to protect themselves from either a. A zombie apocalypse (impossible) or b. THE MAN. (Who, if they were to turn on us civilians, would wipe us out like their intense gun-fappery wiped out their rationalism.
And
2. Older folks who see the world through shitstain brown nostalgia goggles, and commonly regard the world as an oversafe, free speech abolishing world while also screaming at kids to get off their lawn and crying over the lack of meaning in their lives.

Gun nuts are NOT all gun owners. Only the ones unable to listen to an argument or take any form of criticism.

Gun Nut 1. "Dude, my sweet tactical (tacticool) rifle is gonna splat some zombie heads when the day comes. Heh."
Gun Nut 2. "Back in my day, we all sat outside with fully automatic weapons and shot at the darkies in town. Man, I miss that. Now all those kids with those vidya games and teevee... Damn them kids."

by Rationalism Strikes Back March 28, 2013

monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 5, 2007

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

Nut Sucker

Used to accentuate a bad situation.

- "Your girlfriend cheated on you? Man, thats a real nut sucker!"

- "Oh man, that guy is such a Nut Sucker"

by Emerson L July 9, 2005

beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.

"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."

by Matthew S December 9, 2008

skittle nuts

Someone who screws up often. A person that continues to make mistakes.

Bob showed up late for work again. He is such a skittle nuts.

by Holla4theDolla July 5, 2009

nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.

Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009