cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 17, 2021

Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 19, 2021

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 20, 2018

Cookie Monster

A person who loves cookies

She is such a cookie monster

by barbzforbernie6969 May 14, 2020

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 03, 2020

Cookie Monster

When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.

I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.

by BIgBouncingBooty July 04, 2017