Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

The Kentucky Bear Man

A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.

Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.

by jjacav13 December 5, 2021

Koala Bear Hugging

When one person, usually the girl, wraps their legs around the hips of the guy.

"Did you see Sam koala bear hugging that guy?"

by lithpingithfun February 8, 2017

Baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right

Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.

by Grimm Brothers April 12, 2011

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

bear cub syndrome

When in winter time your children want to sit up under or hang around you

My kids have been around me all day. It's the bear cub syndrome.

by Shay3030 May 2, 2018