Asshole Smoothie 

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

Asshole Smoothie by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009

fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.

Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!

fruit smoothie by Pinky518 July 16, 2010

fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

fruit smoothie by chowder<3 August 29, 2010

scootin' around

To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".

1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."

"How'd he manage to do that?"

"Well, he was just scootin' around."

2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"

"Scootin' around."

3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."

"Just scootin' around I guess?"

"No, he's just a complete idiot."

scootin' around by Scootastic May 20, 2007

shoot the bed 

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.

gosh darn just shoot the bed already

shoot the bed by MimiMahone May 19, 2012

Shoot the Shit 

Shoot The Shit means to consume spirits, such as whiskey/vodka etc. with another person.

Rob and I went to shoot the shit with some guy at the bar.

Shoot the Shit by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

butt shoot

when a man poops hair that he had eaten on thurday

man i butt shooted on monday

butt shoot by john perfoo May 13, 2005