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national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates
“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”
by sesh lads October 17, 2022
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Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018
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Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason
Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull
by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025
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Smoking Gun

When you pull your dick out of her ass leaving it gapping and take a long rip off your vape, gently blow the vape smoke into her gapping asshole, the smoke will slowly start to rise out and will look like the smoke coming off of a smoking gun barrel
Dude I took your advice and gave Molly a Smoking Gun last night, I even took a picture, look at all that smoke
by DecentlyGreasy January 29, 2022
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smoking cheese

When you have old weed that you have completely forgotten about , and choose to finally smoke it
Damn bro I found that old nug in my sweat pants , def about to smoking cheese today
by Harvey Birdman , Attorney September 27, 2021
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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smoke

the act of smoking a cigarette and then farting explosively out the arsehole releasing flames blasting you to the moon.
person 1 :woah, you hear that (Jay) reached the moon? person 2 : yah i heard he got SMOKE
by trvgcihf March 25, 2019
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