gun nut

Someone who completely ruins the image of respectable firearm-owning civilians. Gun nuts hoard guns and lash out at anyone who disagrees with their ideals, no matter the argument. Often times fall into a pair of catagories.
1. Young 'radicals' who think they'll need guns to protect themselves from either a. A zombie apocalypse (impossible) or b. THE MAN. (Who, if they were to turn on us civilians, would wipe us out like their intense gun-fappery wiped out their rationalism.
And
2. Older folks who see the world through shitstain brown nostalgia goggles, and commonly regard the world as an oversafe, free speech abolishing world while also screaming at kids to get off their lawn and crying over the lack of meaning in their lives.

Gun nuts are NOT all gun owners. Only the ones unable to listen to an argument or take any form of criticism.

Gun Nut 1. "Dude, my sweet tactical (tacticool) rifle is gonna splat some zombie heads when the day comes. Heh."
Gun Nut 2. "Back in my day, we all sat outside with fully automatic weapons and shot at the darkies in town. Man, I miss that. Now all those kids with those vidya games and teevee... Damn them kids."

by Rationalism Strikes Back March 28, 2013

monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 5, 2007

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

Nut Sucker

Used to accentuate a bad situation.

- "Your girlfriend cheated on you? Man, thats a real nut sucker!"

- "Oh man, that guy is such a Nut Sucker"

by Emerson L July 9, 2005

beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.

"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."

by Matthew S December 9, 2008

Unsatisfying Nut

When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person.

"I did that girl jenny last night, such an Unsatisfying nut"

by FuriousM March 6, 2009

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011