Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies March 25, 2018

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011

Mud people

The descendants of Ham who are inferior to other race groups including Hebrew, South Korean, and all Asian ethnicities.

Usually imitating what they see/hear in rap music/videos and end up going to prison to have sex with other grown men.

Acts all cocky, but really is a homosexual on the inside. Is obsessed with slow people and those with "big, fat, head", since their heads are too small to fit both brain hemispheres.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

-David Eden Lane(man who hates mud people)

by Jimmy SIkayun December 18, 2023

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024