Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair
Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!
I know I just saw John’s Hair
Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it
Omg same. Want to have seggs?
Ok
I know I just saw John’s Hair
Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it
Omg same. Want to have seggs?
Ok
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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Get the Pie-john mug.Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.
"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
by emoapple December 8, 2019
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Get the John Bird mug.Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena
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