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Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
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Jacob sweat

You see him you run
by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019
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Jacob swann

Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.
Jacob Swann is so talented, I wish I could be as talented as him.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021
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Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024
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Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.
Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.
by Mr.baller June 22, 2022
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