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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
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Prehistoric Internet

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."
by kylekruchok June 2, 2012
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the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 10, 2015
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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
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the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.
Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"
by Mr.Al October 21, 2017
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