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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh
Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.
by woogs February 19, 2010
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No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".
No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.
by QuacksO February 23, 2024
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Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened
Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans
by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025
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Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.
I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.
by Billy Adler September 5, 2021
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Post-show grievance

A feeling of emptiness or void after watching a show or movie that would have typically occupied your time and knowing that it ended and knowing all the characters will never be seen again.
Man im going through Post-show grievance after I finished watching The Office
by pplayersrock November 26, 2020
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