got ubered

When a self-driving car kills you.

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018

Yo chromosomes got extra homes

The most devastating of any yo or ur insults, possibly deadly

Tommy: hey Leo, Yo mum gay
Leo:Yo chromosomes got extra homes
Tommy:*ceases to exist*

by Leo bergrauten May 19, 2018

Got 'em

when your mom gay

Mom: "Son, I'm gay."
Son: "Got 'em!"

by faggots arent real May 22, 2018

Ash got Gack

Ashley aint cleanin her cooter and booty hole properly sooo, now she got sticky shit in the region in between.

Kayla: Yo Ash got gack
Person: Ew tell her not to get that on my car seats

by hayley1708 May 24, 2018

Ain't got no business catching feelings

I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling

I ain't got no business catching feelings

by DiBlind April 12, 2018

got milk

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on

"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"

by milkless guy August 13, 2022

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022