Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan

Typically good dam faggot

Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.

by Continental Nova February 5, 2019

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god.

Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god

by Dolphincock69! March 28, 2023

Ethan

Really bad at Halo Reach. He's a cool guy though. He's really smart and can take your girl with just a smile and a joke. Very funny guy and will instantly make your heart melt.

Person 1: Ethan's really cute, I might ask him out.
Person 2: I would, but he sucks at Halo

by Rapid Factor August 28, 2020

Ethan

The idiot who dates your sister then sorta dates you then goes to your best friend. But thats ok because he is your best friend even tho you like him alot but who cares right??

ETHANS GIRLFRIEND:Hey look its ethan..........
Me; oh yea....ok bye

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee18 March 27, 2019

Ethan

ethan is a guy who always wants to be the centre of attition and always talks about himself and he does not have a big pp and he normally have blonde hair and blue eyes and hes always horny and hes a weeb and loves thighs and will do anthig to have a gf and after a break up he goes to his friends and bitches about you and they come and kill you but is ok once you catch feeling for a Ethan you will never be able to lose them.

Ethan is a short and scrawny man but its ok

by pageyyyy8888 June 3, 2022