Chris Browned

To get a beat down. Usually involving a man and a woman. But can be a man to man confrontation.

Relates back to the Chris Brown-Rihanna incident.

can also be; Chris Brown, Chris Browning, Chris Brownage. etc

Girl if you keep cheatin on yo man. He gon' find out and youll get Chris Browned

by jaajypoo February 15, 2009

Chris Martin

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

I need a real Chris Martin in my life!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Chris Brown

A Singer/Dancer/Actor Who Is Sexy As Fuck.

Girl: Have You Seen Chris Brown's New Video?
Boy: What? Take You Down?
Girl: Yeah! He Looks So Freakin Hot In It! I Had An Orgasm Just Watching It!
Boy: Yeah Me Too! He Could Defo Take Me Down!
Girl: Back Off! He's Mine!
Boy: Get Off Him Biotch!

*Bitch Fight*

by MRSCHRiiSBROWN October 6, 2008

Chris Landry

Someone who yells obnoxious things while playing Madden. Reason unexplained

Chris Landry: "P RAPE! Touchdown! I'm so glad that Madden means everything!"

by Mason11987 July 16, 2008

chris, bro

the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.

chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...

you-what?

chris, bro- what, bro?

by iambuddha January 17, 2009

Chris von Colijeff

Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.

“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”

by yourmomsfatforehead January 16, 2022

Chris chan

In the words of Gigguk, they are a human yikes machine.

Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.

by the one who spout the truth June 25, 2022