Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022

Mud

Slag referring to a friend usually used in NYC.

"Yo wtw mud."
"Hey wya mud."
"Lmfao you tripping mud."

by ZahBuggout_ May 6, 2024

Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex

Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.

by Richard Keister April 20, 2023

Mud Bogging

Motor boating the brown eye.

Hey what’s that brown stuff on your face? Oh I went Mud Bogging with Tiffany. She really had that peach tree dirty.

by anonymous September 15, 2023