doggy burger

A term (noun) derived from the 1990s to early 2000s which explains the acquisition of free burgers from a fast-food restaurant/take-away (I.e.: McDonalds et. al.) due to a loop-hole of policy in selling already prepared burgers that had surpassed a particular amount of time of which could be sold to the public. A consumer could then take their dog and request 'doggy burgers' (old burgers) which would be able to access upon request when making a regular purchase (sometimes restricted to drive-thru only).

I'm going down to get some doggy burgers!

by Crezz9 January 7, 2017

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

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"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

In & Out Burger

A one night anal stand. Simple as that.

Man, my booty hurts...I had an In & Out Burger last night.

by Babadookie April 19, 2018

burger kids

used to define spoilt,rich kids in asia who speak a mixed language of english and the language of their region in asia. these wimps always get the girls and are often in memes. gold diggers often get attracted to these burger boys. these burger boys also take snaps of their cars often and be like no one else got cars in this world. this ridiculous and hideous species is often spotted in Pakistan and India.

guys plz dont mistake a burger for burger kids

by Saltfan August 12, 2020

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022