dirty throne bone

Having sex on the toilet when one of the participants is pooping.

Before I shower I like to have a dirty throne bone

by Trippnutz November 22, 2014

bone block

like a cockblock, only while you fuck a girl

i was fucking my girlfriend, but my parents bone blocked me

by brick02 December 3, 2014

Rollin' them bones

1. To play dice

2. Masturbation

1. Can't buy them boots, lost all my money rollin' them bones.

2. Hey, just need to wash my hands, just been rollin' them bones.

by Let it rock November 6, 2013

boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.

I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.

by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013

brom bones

someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper

That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.

by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013