Susej Dog

Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ

Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG

by Illuminator33 March 25, 2017

Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.

Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea

by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010

nazi dog

Nazi Dog, is when you pet your dog on their stomach, and their arm sticks up, seeming as if they are hailing Hitler

Yesterday I made my dog a Nazi Dog

by chronikz March 11, 2021

Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 4, 2004

Shlop Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"

I just had a shlop dog

How was your shlop dog?

I caused a bit of a mess while having a shlop dog.

by noodleluca August 19, 2010

business dogging

When a pup lies down with it's front paws crossed.

Look at Jager lying there all business dogging.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.

by Digibender June 24, 2019