A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 19, 2020
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Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"
by ToadNipps November 30, 2020
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Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.
person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 09, 2021
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Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.
Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 10, 2021
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Team Tag

Team Tag isnt a real word Tissoo!
Tissoo: ima team tag ur mom
Me: thats not a real word moron
by itsnugut November 01, 2022
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Liam swat team

This is the name you give "liam" if he is not so nice.
by StapleBucket267 May 11, 2021
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020
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