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The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
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tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016
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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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tree trott

a European person who does controversial things on the internet.
Hey, did you see that new Tiktoker? He's such a tree trott.
by smthboutyou August 22, 2024
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banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019
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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.
As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.
by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022
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