Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores

Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class

by nottomjoe November 23, 2021

Tom

Tom is tall
Tom is good looking
Tom is a good boyfriend

Tom is working on getting abs

Tom is cool

Tom treats girls good

Oh hey look it’s Tom

Corrrrrr what a fitty

by Stars rela February 20, 2018

tom

IF u meat a tom d him right away he is soooo girthy and manly

ohhhhh tom

by susy daddy September 26, 2022

Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 1, 2018

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom

A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires

Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.

by Mjsusissus November 22, 2021