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Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
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deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind
the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic
by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020
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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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Texas name

Probably the coolest name ever, got plenty of cash, legend with the girls.

Texas is actually a name not only a boring state in the US.

Texas name
- Is your name Texas?
- Yes
- Dope name
- Yes
- Texas name
by Not named Texas February 21, 2019
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