“where are the black people???”
this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 01, 2020
When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
by Bigboiwitdastick February 15, 2018
by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022
When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
by Dr retard July 23, 2021
A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.
"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
by Danklord2007 June 11, 2013
A Texas cherry is when you pop a girls cherry, than continue to drink the blood and then throw it up in her eyes. Originated in Texas
by hoop gods December 06, 2017