Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
by Samurai Sushi November 01, 2022
A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 29, 2022
I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
by SaucelessSpaghetti October 25, 2018
7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
by latinojodido December 28, 2015
Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of that group Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!
Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!
by Karen365 November 17, 2020