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Get the Texas Business Mile mug.A sticky table cafe in the town of Ashton-in-Makerfield where wet dreams are made.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.
Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.
Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
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"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"
Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"
Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
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4) Be used as a dinner plate.
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2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
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