Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

Texas

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.

Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.

by Α January 25, 2022

Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.

Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!

by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022

Texas

a state full of guns cowboys and overly religious people

I love living in Texas

by randomm guy February 1, 2022

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.

The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!

by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022