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A complete loser who's entire existence is as sad as waking up with a dick on the chin.
That valet is a total dick-suck. He can't even drive an automatic.
Dick-suck by Joe Tellenbauer November 7, 2003
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Adj. Being of a quality of complete and utter suckiness. Typically preceded in a sentence by "Something is " or "Somethings are ".
The Nine is t'suck.
Sunfires are t'suck.
The Pussycat Dolls are t'suck... but they're hot.
George Bush is t'suck.
t'suck by emsee October 19, 2006

shit-suck 

when a guy will suck the shit out of a girls ass

shit-suck by legend at ping pong August 10, 2006

Velvet suck 

A blowjob given from someone who has removed their false teeth.
Rita took out her teeth and gave Marvin a velvet suck.
Velvet suck by BlowjobBonnie October 24, 2012

almost suck it 

an answer to the question "are you hard"?
I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"
almost suck it by themacal December 3, 2006
a fail so horrible, nothing else could surpass it.
Person one: epic fail?
Person two: forget eic fail, more like epic suck.