sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

Suck Michaels dick

Just do it

Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.

'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006

Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.

Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.

by VidaVee April 19, 2010

Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.

Katie says “Suck my balls”
Katie is in-fact gay

by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022

Mexican Suck-and-blow

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 chicks and he farts in one chick's mouth. That chick then proceeds to suck the fart in and blow it into chick #2's mouth. Chick #2 then inhales the fart and blows it back into the guy's asshole where the fart originated and they all continue fucking.

Hey you 2 chicks wanna play some Mexican suck and blow.

by Otis jack June 11, 2006

Suck your mum

An expression most twelve year old boys use as a way to express their insecurities to others

Johnny Jackson: oi mate, mans asking for a rubber, you get what I'm saying bruh?
Billie boi: Nah, that ain't what I'm about fam, go suck your mum

by The sponge who soaks October 6, 2018