Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc

Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.

by socialjail123 April 19, 2021

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020

socialism

Far-left dictatorship that advocates for everyone (rich, middle class and poor) to be miserable and have their private property taken over by the government. Causing millions of deaths.

I hate socialism.

by Roscanbi March 21, 2023

Eskimo Social

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

by eeby1 March 9, 2016

Socialism

C Y K A BYLAT YE YE YEYEYEYEYE SOCIALISM = LEFT WING YAAAAAA POTATOES AND VODKA CYKA BYLAT MOTHERFUCKERS

Fuck you ya dirty nazi cunt my ideology is socialism and i drink vodka and snort pieces of paper from the communist manifesto go suck my hair bbc

by Sub2remainings February 17, 2020