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sidedplum

A sex wizard with an insatiable thirst for bitches and negromancy, he is known for his aryan appearance and leading in the sweatshop industry's. They say he is a "defender of justice" or more commonly known as "jew slayer" (name probably has no correlation).
"You will never be on par with sidedplum"
by Sidedplum May 17, 2022
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Side-bite

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.
"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."
by Aquan9 May 22, 2022
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Side effects

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Side by slut

A woman who sleeps with a man because he has a nice razor
Damn will’s side by slut cheated on him with Jerry on the razor he just bought.
by RhiRhi456 June 25, 2022
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Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug
“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”
by SH1827 July 2, 2022
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Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.
by Toby58 July 5, 2022
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Side Sac

Can I see some boob? Only if I can see some side Sac.
by Pineridge110 July 16, 2022
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