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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
mugGet the Potatomug.

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
mugGet the Half Cooked Potatomug.

potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries
guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick
by zeruela June 10, 2025
mugGet the potato patrickmug.

Potato Churner

beats peepee to shining really is a faggot and no one in the homie group likes him
Damn quit being such an Potato Churner!
by Potato Churner June 8, 2018
mugGet the Potato Churnermug.

potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.
"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."
by Sweettreat7 August 8, 2020
mugGet the potatoingmug.

potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him
Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.
by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024
mugGet the potato chip manmug.

Regae potato

whoa that's some regae potato
by gummycat2007(: December 2, 2019
mugGet the Regae potatomug.

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