potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

by anonymous September 23, 2025

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

Potato

A ugly duckling

The potato lived under a bridge!

by LordMcTaco September 2, 2016

slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.

Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.

by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009

Idiot potato

A stupid lazy person

Carl is such an idiot potato.

by ManOfHargburg May 3, 2020

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

potato

potato, get it

potato is funny yah

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 8, 2018